basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

(Source: gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz)

k1mkardashian:

i love when rappers/singers go up to accept their awards and the first person they thank is god. like hmmm you wasn’t thanking god when you was singing about riding dick and poppin’ bottles